TODAY'S DIRT

BRITNEY: EVER MORE PATHETIC — BRITNEY Spears can't seem to catch a break - or get along with any of her family members. Two weeks after serving her mother, Lynne, with legal papers, Spears has dropped her other constant companion, cousin Alli. To make matters worse …

Britney Spears Dates Her Bodyguard — Talk about homeland security! Us has learned that Britney Spears is seeing her bodyguard - whose first name is Damon — and he's already playing stepdad. On Sunday, he attended church services with the singer and her two sons.

Richie Gets a Break — For Now — Nicole Richie's fate won't be decided for another month, because a key witness is having fun in the sun. — The commissioner in Richie's DUI case has just granted a continuance, pushing her next court date back to August 16. He also ordered Nicole to appear in court on that date.

Who Wants To See Shemar Moore Naked??? — The National Enquirer has the censored photos of the former soap stud at a gay beach. — And, now, PerezHilton.com brings you what you really wanna see....Shemar Moore naked!!!! — CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of one of TV's sexiest actors.

Julia Roberts bans husband's family from seeing new baby — The cover story in this week's Enquirer is all about Julia Robert's long-standing feud with her husband's family. She is said to have forced them to go to therapy in order to work out what she perceives as their dysfunctional relationships.

Cam Diaz: Exercise makes me look like a man — Cameron Diaz says she can't work out too much or else she begins to look like a man. — The 34-year-old told Cosmopolitan magazine: 'Because of my muscle definition, I can get a very man-like appearance, which I don't like.'

Evan Rachel Wood Reveals What Attracted Her to Marilyn Manson — Asked to sum up boyfriend Marilyn Manson's appeal in just one word, Evan Rachel Wood barely hesitates: "Eyeliner." — "If you've ever dated me, then you would have ended up wearing eyeliner at some point," she tells the British edition of Elle in its August issue.

Cameron Snags One of Britain's Most Eligible Bachelors — Celebrity News: Cameron Snags One of Britain's Most Eligible Bachelors — Cameron Diaz has made Mindfreak's Criss Angel disappear and a new man appear in his place....

Britney Loves Correctol?

Britney's been photographed using a public restroom at a Taco Bell Express. Why is she the only celeb I have ever heard of constantly using the loo at gas stations and fast food establishments? Well, it could be because she has issues with laxatives. See the quote below which I found on a another forum. It's from someone who claims to be in the know re: Britney's personal life.

" I have been in and out of the inner circle and wanted to weigh in on the frequent bathroom breaks that Britney is "forced" to take at public restrooms. It is a FACT that Ms. Spears abuses laxatives (particularly Correctol) thinking that they will help with her ever-present struggle with her weight. We were in a car and she even shit her pants once...but that is the story...by the way, I don't see a particular alcohol or drug problem when I am around her, she uses recreationally...but she is mentally unstable...I mean REALLY mentally unstable, like the crazy lady in a straight jacket laughing unstable kind of person...it is scary"

No Wonder Those Bathrooms Are So Skanky — Britney Spears can't even caca in a Taco Bell Express bathroom in peace! She was caught by the paps using the loo while her Geico Prince Charming tried to keep them back. — You know she was doing doody in there! She's the type and she probably didn't even flush!

Charlie Sheen Engaged to Girlfriend Brooke Mueller — After more than a year of dating, Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brooke Mueller are engaged, PEOPLE confirms. — Sheen, 41, first stepped out with Mueller, a real estate investor, at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles in June 2006.

Busta Rhymes rejects plea deal, faces 4 separate trials, including 2 assault charges, in NYC — NEW YORK — Busta Rhymes, accused of attacking two men, driving drunk and driving with a suspended license, has rejected a plea deal and is facing four separate trials.

Posh & Becks - "W Magazine" August 2007 — As predicted back in April, hot almost-Hollywood couple David and Victoria Beckham grace the pages of W Magazine, as photographed by famed photographer Steven Klein. — Just mere days before moving to Los Angeles, the bleached-blonde pair look absolutely smokin …

Nicole Richie in Deep S... The Commissioner in the Nicole Richie DUI case did not grant the continuance Nicole Richie wanted. Period. — As TMZ first reported, Richie's lawyer asked for a continuance until August 5th, because her expert witness, Dr. Terence McGee, was not available to testify then.

Diddy, Girlfriend Kim Porter Break Up — It's over between Sean "Diddy" Combs and his girlfriend of 10 years, Kim Porter, a rep for Combs confirms to PEOPLE. — A source close to Porter says she has moved out of the apartment she shared with Combs, and into a new home in Los Angeles with her children.

Ivanka Trump: 'Zero Chance' I'd Join The View — Ivanka Trump is shooting down recent reports that she might be the newest co-host to fill one of the empty seats on The View. — "There's zero chance I would do that," The Donald's daughter told Ryan Seacrest during his KIIS FM radio show on Tuesday.

Eyes have it: Madonna demands eye contact — Plus: Ouch! Aaron Eckhart takes method acting a pinch too far — Madonna had an unusual backstage demand at the Live Earth concert: make eye contact. — While some stars issue edicts demanding that minions not look them in the eye …