Tuesday, February 20, 2007

WILD BRITNEY ARTICLE FROM NY POST


"BRITNEY SPEARS must be stopped. Now! She's finally done it. Britney has demonstrated to every sentient being inhabiting this planet that she does not possess the adult capacity to care for a cactus, let alone human children. The head-shaving, tattoo-loving, cheap-wig-wearing mother of the year has staged a public yelp for help. An evidently addled Brit has confused the top of her noggin with her privates - shaving her crown as poorly as the sad naughty parts she has exposed with manic frequency. And now it's been revealed that a week before she attacked her head with a razor, Britney lied to her nanny while in New York - as if she were the spoiled child, not a full-fledged mommy - that she was going out to Duane Reade (DUANE READE IS A PHARMACY CHAIN LIKE WALGREENS). Then, she proceeded to stage an all-night bacchanalia with the likes of a bouncer, strippers and trannies. Imagine - even in this company, Britney was the freak. She has gone way too far. A stray cat makes a better parent. K-Fed is a better mother. But the only people failing to take heed - if you exclude nomads wandering the desert without cable television - are the men and women who operate California's child-protective services. What in the world are they thinking? Why, oh, why does Britney have not only access to, but custody of, those two helpless children? There's a reason unstable celebrities choose to reside in California, sometime home of famed child-snatcher Madonna. This is the place where Michael Jackson was deemed a suitable parent and where Paris Hilton was raised into such a fine, young lady. California is the land where Britney drove in a car, without a care, as little Sean Preston balanced precariously and treacherously on her lap. This is where that baby somehow flipped over his high chair while under Britney's watch. Fat lot authorities did to protect him. Britney has all but published skywriting, screaming that she's become dangerously unglued. There should be a sign tattooed on her forehead, warning that this creature must, at all costs, be kept at least 500 feet from all forms of life, human and vegetable. And especially children. Paris no longer hangs out with Britney, which says a lot. Even in this clueless state, the authorities must not fail to act. And quickly. Britney, whose career is dissolving quicker than her underwear, has given birth, twice, at an age when many girls are busy dancing on tables. But if she doesn't care for her children, someone else must. Remove those kids from the grips of this nutty slut. Their lives may depend on it. Act now."(SOURCE NY POST)

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