Friday, July 06, 2007

HUGH'S HOOKER IS RICH!


I really don't want to hear about how the hooker that Hugh Grant picked up in 1995 is now a millionaire because of it. How embarrassing for him and extremely profitable for her.

There's talk that maybe Nicole Richie tried to get pregnant on purpose as some kind of "get out of jail cause I'm about to give birth free card". Ok, that is a great reason to bring another human life into this world. But truth is stranger than fiction. I hope Nicole's eating habits have improved, cause she hasn't been the picture of good eating and nourishment lately. Hopefully Grandpa Lionel can give her support and encouragement when the baby comes, because I don't think she has a clue how much work an infant is going to be. Well, scratch that, she'll probably have several nannies and she won't have to ever change one diaper.

Britney spent the 4th of July with some unknown wealthy fella. Who cares? I'm sure her 2 adorable little boys had a great time watching fireworks somewhere with Daddy Kevin, Auntie Shar and their 2 other siblings, Kori and Kaleb.
And now she's flashing her cottage cheese assets below:

Whose butt is this? — Any idea who's flashing her ass off in this revealing dress? Well, at least she has her underwear on for once.


Angelina Jolie Says No Freebies!
— Apparently, not everyone famous loves a freebie. Pepe Jeans recently sent Angelina Jolie, 32 (who's in Prague filming Wanted), four t-shirts for her children (Maddox, 5, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1), an insider tells Us Weekly.

Vice girl turned millionairess Divine Brown can't thank Hugh Grant enough
— He was in a white BMW convertible. She was standing on the sidewalk in scarlet stilettos. The place was Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, the date June 27, 1995, the time around 1.10am - and one of the biggest …

Nicole is Having a Baby! — After several weeks of Nicole Richie hiding her stomach from photographers, the is-she-or-isn't-she-rumors can be put to rest: Us has confirmed via multiple sources that Richie is more than 12 weeks pregnant with her and boyfriend Joel Madden's first child.

The Atonement of Britney — Or, Whatever — Britney Spears makes a bald move once again. — On her official website, she posted a note apologizing to a paparazzo for her furious pre-rehab, head-shaved umbrella attack. She explains that her act was part of a "stunt" while preparing her "character" for a "roll" (sic) in a movie.

Who's that guy Britney? — We are wondering about the identity of the mystery guy who Britney Spears spent her entire July 4 holiday with. The pair hung out at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills, and he even ended up driving her home. Could he be a new boyfriend? Let us know if you recognize him.

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey Have Sex — More pictures have surfaced of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Mexican vacation, and this time they show the couple having sex in a hot tub, in public. Many people are speculating that fame whore Minnillo leaked the photos in her never-ending quest to become famous.

Avril Lavigne Sued For Stealing Songs — You know Avril Lavigne's song "Girlfriend"? It's a terror to your ears. Well, it ain't hers. She's being sued for stealing it from some 1970's group called The Rubinoos. Hot name. That trumps my three favorite potential band names …

STAY AWAY FROM ME — IT'S OVER: KATE HIRES MINDERS TO SEE OFF PETE — REMOVAL men carted Pete Doherty's gear from Kate Moss's home yesterday as the fed-up model finally got rid of any trace of her junkie ex-lover. — While the Babyshambles star was trying to come to terms with the fact …

J.Lo and Marc: Joint Tour! — Celebrity News: J.Lo and Marc: Joint Tour! — Us Weekly has learned Jennifer Lopez, 37, and Marc Anthony, 38, are merging their musical talents for a joint national tour....

Jackson Beats It to Maryland — RECOMMENDED (0) — Michael Jackson is swapping Neverland for Maryland. — Doing his best to keep those bankruptcy rumors at bay, a rep for the dethroned King of Pop has confirmed that Jackson is currently house-hunting in the tony Chesapeake Bay region of the state.

1 comment:

John said...

Well, this "scandal" is going to be big.

A video slideshow of all these Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo pictures and more has already been posted on http://www.dirtylittletarts.com (NSFW). It's on the celebrity sex page.

Supposedly the hardcore version will be up in a day or two.

How could these two be so dumb?